Lunch

My stupid encounter of the day, at Planet Sub, after ordering a cup of soup with bread and being given a cup of soup with saltines:

Lisa: Excuse me, I ordered bread
Planet Sub Guy: You should have some in there
Lisa: I don't
Planet Sub Guy: Do you have saltines?
Lisa: Yes, but I ordered bread. I don't want saltines
Planet Sub Guy: Well, we're probably out of bread
Lisa: I'm sorry.......you're Planet Sub, and you're out of bread???
Planet Sub Guy: Well, the bread that goes with soup, probably.

Duh.